100

January 14, 2008

  1. I read daily calendars.
  2. I also want to know the whole story before I read a book or see a movie so I can decided whether or not to bother.
  3. I don’t drink more than 1 alcoholic beverage at a time and then only for Christmas and New Year.
  4. It took a twelve-pack of beer to catch a buzz in college.
  5. I think I should drink a lot and often nowadays.
  6. But I just don’t like the taste.
  7. I was in England when Margaret Thatcher was ousted.
  8. I was in Trier, Germany for the 50th anniversary of the storming of Normandy.
  9. I studied German in Trier.
  10. Where I learned to pull a perfect pint of Bitburger Pils.
  11. While working during the summer at Sim bei der Porta Nigra.
  12. I went to Luxembourg to so I could see Schindler’s List in English/no sub-titles.
  13. I shaved my head in Germany just because it would be the only opportunity in my life to ever do anything so crazy.
  14. It never occurred to me that I might be seen as subversive.
  15. My toes are so long and thin that they resemble fingers.
  16. I can pick things up with my toes.
  17. I often start projects but it’s unusual for me to actually complete something.
  18. I really love the planning and preparation but hate the following through.
  19. I absolutely HATE housework.
  20. I love to go through my house with trash bags throwing away clutter.
  21. These bags usually end up cluttering my house or garage for weeks before I get around to actually getting rid of them.
  22. I love the smell of fresh cut grass and beer.
  23. I can make pictures out of almost any pattern.
  24. Not just clouds.
  25. I truly believe that you can affect your life with your thoughts. Creating your own reality
  26. Which sucks because there are a lot of things I need to improve upon.
  27. And just haven’t gotten around to thinking about it.
  28. I changed my hair in junior high because the most popular girl in school copied my haircut.
  29. Instead of feeling flattered, my immediate reaction was to feel pissed off.
  30. I immediately changed my hairstyle.
  31. I dated the most popular boy in junior high.
  32. He broke up with me when I explained I wasn’t ready to french kiss.
  33. He dated an older girl and learned a lot more than I wanted to know!
  34. I like to kiss my husband.
  35. He’s a good kisser.
  36. When I watch tv with my children, they like to lay on me because I’m fat.
  37. No really. That’s what they say.
Posted by imadethis Filed in Mommy Meltdown

One Response to “100”

  1. Suze Bragg Says:
    March 27, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    This is the Trish I know and love. :-)

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